Recently model Amy Markham has graced the pages of many men's and
women's magazines, but yesterday in Laguna Beach, she almost graced the
pages of my most inner heart as her assets nearly spilled out of her
top, with just an inch of two away from a full incident on the Cali
beach.
Now you know I've screamed out the phrase 'Take it off, take it all off'
in a public space before, so had I been present in Laguna in or around
the vicinity of Amy Markham's hot body and little bikini, I probably
would have been verbalizing my inner feelings. I usually just get
slapped when this happens. But if the action of assaulting me helped
Amy's knockers spill out of her top for all men to ogle, well, heck, I'm
happy to take one for the team.
